He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
