what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
