I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You can't just leave with hair like that
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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