ya dads aren't the best wingmen
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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