A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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