Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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