I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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