so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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