What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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