I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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