hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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