She's JV to your varsity
You work out of a Hotel?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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