glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
