White coat. Heels.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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