I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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