Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
When did angry sex become our thing?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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