Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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