The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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