ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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