I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you are never too drunk for berry picking
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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