What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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