can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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