What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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