Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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