My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My dick has a subreddit
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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