perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Everclear isn't food dammit
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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