I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The uberlube is also flammable
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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