why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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