my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
mondays should just be called national damage control day
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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