I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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