windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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