yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
