So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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