just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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