Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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