Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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