is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Don't tell me you're on acid again
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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