Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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