Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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