im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
