We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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