roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
