ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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