Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
