Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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