No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
