Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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