Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
