I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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