he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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